Cooper Says (Part 3)...

If John McCain wins the states that he's supposed to win tonight

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If John McCain surprises in some states tonight (Georgia maybe?)

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If John McCain carries the day in California...

Well then, America will have itself a Republican nominee by COB tomorrow.

Duh!

Now let me get back to my sink.

There ain't nothing on the idiot box worth watching until 8pm tonight. At the earliest.