"Last Kid Picked For The Kick-Ball Team" To Testify Before Congress

Joe Wilson, the former Ambassador to Gabon, has been invited to testify before the House Judiciary Committee regarding President Bush's decision to commute the prison sentence of Scooter Libby, a former White House official who was convicted of lying about the outing of ex-CIA operative Valerie Plame, Wilson's wife.

Give us a break.

What could Joe Wilson possibly have to say about this stale affair that is worth anyone's time?

As far as we know, Foggy Bottom doesn't post top-shelf constitutional law scholars in the African nation of Gabon.

In fact, Gabon is where Foggy Bottom posts the "last kid picked for the kick-ball team".

If you get what we mean.

Can't we just see a movie version of this whole tired affair?

Oh wait, we can!