If The World Was A Diner...

Rudy Giuliani could explain in 10 seconds how he would keep everyone in line if he were President.

And, in this case, he could do it in drag. Per usual.

Noted: Some people would define "robbery" as 5% of the world's population chowing down 25% of the world's natural resources.

Of course, this former Mayor doesn't have foreign policy experience. Just foreign lobby experience.

So let's be serious, talking tough about Iran is easy. Our 10 year-old sister could do it.

Besides, "tough guys" with zero world experience are a dime a dozen.

And 2008 ain't going to be a national security election.

No matter how badly the GOP wants it to be.

And no matter what Rudy's national polls say in August of 2007.

Food for the 500's thought.