Dancing Press Monkeys!

GOP pundit strategist Mike Murphy might be right: Team McCain might be "all tactics and no strategy."

But whatever Team McCain is or is not, you have to give the campaign credit because on this night - Of All Nights - they have managed to whip the Gang of 500 into an absolute frenzy over who McCain is going to select as his VP.

Frenzy.

The idle and uninformed speculation among the press corps is INTENSE.

We're even getting emails asking, "So, who will McCain choose?"

And we don't know sh*t.

We can almost hear the clink of Crystal City scotch glasses to the toast, "Dance you press monkeys."