Hey Tommy Matzzie, Atlas Shrugged Just Called, It Wants Its Petty Bad Guy Back

Alright, alright, we've already used this joke before. On Paul Krugman.

But screwball Tom Matzzie, who happily hides his own Easter eggs and then brags about it, doesn't warrant much more from us than a recycled joke.

In any event, we think Tommy Boy's new intimidation operation against private citizens exercising their constitutionally protected right to donate money to causes that they believe in will be at least somewhat successful.

"No more secrets" and all that jazz.

But if Matzzie really possesses the stupidity to start down this path - and if the Democratic Party is stupid enough to actually dance along - a lot of good people on both sides of the political spectrum are going to be "chilled" right along with the bad.

And the Republicans will be forced to respond in kind.

And then it's going to be an absolute sh*t show.

Get it?