Why is Rudy Giuliani Wearing A Dress?

Just kidding!

Not about Giuliani wearing a dress of course which, if you click on title of my post, will take you straight to the YouTube clip of His Honor dressed to the nines in female clothing. He looks great. And, as an added bonus, Donald Trump even buries his hair weaved mug deep in the Mayor's tits.

The joke IS about the question, "Why is Rudy Giuliani wearing a dress?" The question is a "joke" because everyone already knows the answer. Its similar to asking the question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Get it?

So, Why is Rudy Giuliani wearing a dress? Why because he's a freaky closet liberal who likes to do freaky closet liberal things!

And God bless him for that! I'm a freaky closet liberal myself.

However, I'm not considering running for the conservative nomination for President.

Get it?