Thursday, May 29, 2008

Smile Ms. Malkin, You Shout At The Rain Louder Than Most

The AP moves a story on the dumbest public relations non-issue that we've just about ever heard of.

Michelle Malkin, taking credit for severing the (previously unknown before it was imagined) relationship between Muslim extremists and Dunkin' Donuts told GMP1, "Shout, shout, shout! Yell! Shout! Yell, yell, yell! Shout!"

Noted: We made the above quote up.

Noted 2: Dunkin' Donuts needs new New Media consultants. Ones with a bit more "sack" and knowhow.

Noted 3: "Sack" is gender UNspecific in this instance.