So it's a good thing that we really (really, truly) believe that this will never happen.
Lest anyone forget so easily, Mitt Romney was a panderer who tried to appeal to the Republican Party's least attractive elements.
Romney might have re-launched himself as a economic genius right before the Michigan Primary, but for the 24 months leading up to Michigan Romney tried to be George Allen.
And George Allen is so 20th Century.
We're just saying.