Where Is Our Shotgun? We're Going To Eat A Bullet!

This is not a rip on Mike Allen.

This is a rip on the absolutely mind numbing, teeth aching, ball twisting DUMB campaign stuff that all political reporters must cover day in and day out. And it's only getting (much, much) worse as the Democrats drag out their nomination.

Hillary Clinton this. Barack Obama that. Mark Penn went potty.

We! Get! It!

Is it November yet?

No?

Time to eat a bullet.