Bringing The Friday Funny (again)
"Nobody move. Nobody move. Where are you precious?"
We haven't laughed this hard and this loud in weeks.
God bless you Will Ferrell.
Happy Friday everyone.
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Monday Morning is taken from the expression "Monday Morning Quarterback" - we try to remind ourselves not to take ourselves too seriously around here.
Clacker is taken from the Cowboy Governor, who has declared his disgust with Washington DC "Clackers" (read: Press).
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