FLASH: RDS Has Survived, Will Fight On!

The Republican Dream Scenario (RDS) successfully survived last night and will live to fight another day.

Noted: Welcome back, sorta, Mrs. Clinton.

Noted 2: Howard Dean is drinking right now. Hard. And praying that nobody expects him to mediate anything.

Noted 3: Nobody knows anything about how this could/should turn out. Truly. But boy oh boy is this going to be fun. Except for the candidates. And those political reporters who actually have to keep covering the trench warfare.

Pass the popcorn!