75 Too Old To Be President But Not Too Old To Shovel Pork Like There's No Tomorrow

Oh John Murtha.

You silly little pork shoveler.

Your advanced age (75) hasn't stopped you from playing the the Congressional appropriations system like a violin.

So what's your age beef with McCain?

We guess we mean pork.

Because everyone knows (or should) that porkers like John Murtha don't like John McCain's plan to bring transparency to the federal budget process.

A plan that will bring enough sunlight to make even Murtha's waddle quiver.

Quiver.