A Squeezable, Snuggly American Hero

The Vermont Teddy Bear Company gets it done. $99 bucks buys you 15 inches of fuzzy hero.

Noted: We're sorry if that sounds pornographic, but it's an accurate description.

From their website:

This courageous Bear is at your service. Wearing a business suit and tie and McCain 2008 campaign button, he makes a great gift for any McCain supporter.

There is also an Obama Bear and a Clinton Bear.

We couldn't make this up if we tried.

h/t Vermont Daily Briefing