The "I'm Bitter & I'm Going To Prove It" Tour Rolls On

What are the chances that the boys and girls in Chicago are listening to this with their faces buried in their hands?

About 110%.

Noted: GMP1 once almost embarked on a "I'm Bitter & I'm Going To Prove It Tour" but someone far cooler, far smarter and far more politically savvy than us told us, "I love you. Now sit down and shut-up."

Where is Mrs. Wright?