Saturday, April 26, 2008

What Do 2,648 People Practicing Mutual Masterbation At The Same Time Look Like? We'll Find Out Tonight!

2 wars ongoing.

A struggling economy.

A housing market still falling.

Energy prices still rising.

Outrageous government debts, deficits and ticking time bomb entitlement programs.

And global food riots.

But let them eat cake! And we'll still see you at tonight's "DC Prom"!

Because everyone is just so very important. All 2,648 of them.