Monday, April 07, 2008

David Axelrod Accuses Jim Geraghty/RNC Of Failing To Catch The Mania (UPDATED)

David Axelrod, contacted by GMP1 regarding his/Obama's 100-year comments, gave us a telephone statement.

Said Axelrod:

Whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you mean Geraghty picked up on what the RNC sent out? First those conservative sons a bitches at Columbia, now this?!??!!

Obama is about Hope. Hopes and dreams and cute little puppies with cute little button noses.

And questioning Hope is like putting those cute little puppies with those cute little button noses into a burlap sack and then drowning those puppies in a cold April river.

I sincerely hope that our Hope will make you hopeful that we can do this together. But if you don't believe in Hope you probably don't believe in cute little puppies either. And you are destined to never get into the Kingdom of Heaven and/or Upper East Side cocktail parties.

Noted: This whole thing is a figment of our imagination. Probably.

(UPDATED) It looks like Team McCain doesn't like cute little puppies with cute little button noses either.