Tuesday, June 17, 2008

10 Steps To Perfection

Step 1: Take public transportation to Harry's Bar at 436 11th Street.

Step 2: Settle into the bar area no later than 5:45pm.

Step 3: Order a pitcher of YingLing and a shot of Makers. Keep them coming.

Step 4: At 7:15pm, leave Harry's and walk three block to the National Museum of Natural History's Constitution Avenue entrance. Go inside.

Step 5: Take the escalator to the IMAX theatre on the second floor.

Step 6: Buy two tickets to U2 3D. Accept your 3D glasses from sales clerk.

Step 7: Walk into the IMAX theatre. Sit up near the back.

Step 8: It's now about 7:44pm. Take a deep breath.

Step 9: Take another deep breath.

Step 10: At 7:45 watch closely as four guys & a couple of musical instruments sort it all out for 80 minutes in front of 100,000 people in a soccer stadium in South America. In 3D. On a IMAX screen. For the bargain basement price of twelve bucks.

Don't forget to clap your hands and stomp your feet.