We're Not Sure Which Is More Lame...

The guy who is worried about being busted for "two beers and a bacon wrap".

Or that fact that THIS is even an issue people are talking about on Capitol Hill.

Good grief.

Hill staffers need to cowboy-up, be smart and get ready to p-a-r-t-y!

It's the holidays people!

Start acting like it.

And make all Christmas party invites out to "Monday Morning Clacker"...

Snark.