Wednesday, June 04, 2008

It's Over. Clinton Will Express Her Support For Senator Obama On Saturday

Congratulations Senator Obama. You have shocked the political world.

Congratulations Senator Clinton. You proved, once and for all, that a woman can be just as tough as a man. And the Momma's boy in us is grateful for that.

Congratulations Team Clinton mid-level staff. Even though Mark Penn (and his crew of morons) flew the campaign into a mountain, most of you managed to hang in there and thrive through it all.

Believe us when we tell you we know what that's like. Believe us when we say that there will be other opportunities up ahead.

So this one's for you. To play as you get absolutely blindingly sh*tfaced.

Now bring on the general!